WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND. HE SAID “OH SHIT RUN ITS THE COMMI PINK-O BASTARDS” AND HE DIED. NOW WHEN I HEAR/SEE/SMELL THE WORD COMMUNIST I GO INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK
On a side note this apparently wasn’t my fiancé. So….yeah